Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammed from 2018.



Equality campaigners have welcomed plans to rename Big Ben as part of a project celebrating London’s rich cultural heritage.

The famous landmark, which is due to undergo extensive refurbishment next week, is to be called ‘Massive Mohammed’ from 2018 to reflect the city’s growing diversity.

“London is a city of many faiths and many nationalities, so it’s only right that its famous landmarks are representative of that rich cultural melting pot,” said project manager, Libby Tardy.

“We’ve had a Muslim mayor since 2016 and according to the Daily Mail over 87% of Londoners are now Muslim, so we are confident that the public will really embrace the new nickname.”

Due to health and safety fears, ‘Massive Mo’ will be silenced during the four-year renovation period, however, Tardy revealed that large speakers installed at the top of the tower will instead play the Muslim call to prayer every hour upon the hour. She also told the Herald that the Mayor’s office had been consulting with a range of different faith groups to seek their views on modifying other existing landmarks.

“Renaming the London Eye the ‘London Third Eye’ has been popular with Hindus and Buddhists, and we’re currently trying to persuade London Zoo to make its collection more kosher-friendly for the sake of its Jewish visitors. We did suggest changing Blackfriars to ‘Friars of Colour’ but many people thought that that was just a bridge too far,” she said.

“We do keep receiving letters in crayon from somebody called Paul Golding, demanding that we change Mornington Crescent to Mornington Cross, but Christians already have Westminster Abbey, St. Paul’s Cathedral, and ‘Joseph and his Technicolour Dreamcoat’ at the West End, so they can f*ck right off.”

When asked to comment on the project, a spokesman for London Mayor Sadiq Khan said, “What a load of utter bollocks. You’ve made this whole thing up. It’s like the ‘halal countdown’ thing all over again.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, Mr. Khan has a meeting with the Islamic Council in five minutes about their plans to turn St. Paul’s into a mosque. That dome is going to look glorious in gold!”

SPANISH police report killing several Muslim jihadists in Cambrils to prevent a second terrorist attack.


Police say they have shot and killed several people 60 miles south of Barcelona while carrying out an operation in response to planned 2nd terror attack.

ISLAMIC CAR JIHAD: Van intentionally slams into pedestrians in Barcelona, Spain, several dead and injured, gunmen take hostages

BBC  (h/t Maria J) In Cambrils seven people including a police officer were wounded when a vehicle was driven into a group early on Friday, Catalan emergency services said. Spanish media reported that the attackers’ vehicle overturned and when the men got out they were quickly fired upon by police.

ABC  The regional police for the Catalonia region said on Twitter early Friday that officers are in Cambrils, a seaside resort town about 100 kilometers (62 miles) from Barcelona.

Spain’s public broadcaster, RTVE, is reporting that regional police troopers have killed four people and injured another. The broadcaster says police suspected they were planning an attack in Cambrils just hours after a van swerved onto a pedestrian promenade in Barcelona, killing 13.

RTVE reports In addition to the four alleged terrorists shot down, there could be a fifth wounded. The Vanguard gives the five for dead. Spain’s public broadcaster, RTVE, is reporting that the suspects shot and killed south of Barcelona may have been carrying suicide explosive belts.

The Police have reported that they have “slaughtered the alleged perpetrators”. Those killed in Cambrils would be at least four suspected Muslim terrorists killed by the Mossos d’Esquadra in an operation linked to a possible terrorist attack in the town, according to police sources confirmed to TVE in Catalonia.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, most of the responses to the latest Islamic terrorist attack in Barcelona were “politically correct”

Though world leaders were united in their condemnation of the Barcelona Islamic terrorist attack, ONLY the Spanish Prime Minister, Mariano Rajoy, said the van attack was “jihadist terrorism” which required a global response. And ONLY Donald Trump had the guts to use the word “Islamic.”

ISLAMIC CAR JIHAD: Van intentionally slams into pedestrians in Barcelona, Spain, several dead and injured, gunmen take hostages


United States

President Donald Trump tweeted: “The United States condemns the terror attack in Barcelona, Spain, and will do whatever is necessary to help. Be tough & strong, we love you!” He later added: “Study what General Pershing of the United States did to terrorists when caught. There was no more Radical Islamic Terror for 35 years!”


Prime Minister Theresa May said she was “sickened by the senseless loss of life in Barcelona” following Thursday’s deadly attack. Mrs May condemned the “terrible” assault in the Spanish city which saw a van plough into pedestrians and follows similar attacks in London in recent months. “The UK stands with Spain against terror.”


In a statement, the office of German Chancellor Angela Merkel said they were thinking of the victims of the “revolting attack” with “profound sadness”.


President Vladimir Putin called for the world to unite in an “uncompromising battle against the forces of terror”. “We decisively condemn this cruel and cynical crime against civilians,” Putin wrote in a telegram of condolences to Spanish King Felipe VI.

European Union

European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker said: “I send my deepest condolences to the families and loved ones of the victims, as well as to Prime Minister Rajoy and the people of Spain. My thoughts are with the people of Barcelona.”


President Emmanuel Macron voiced “France’s solidarity” with Spanish citizens following what he called “a tragic attack”. Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo said: “Parisians are at your side. Barcelona and Paris are cities that share love and tolerance. Our values are much stronger than this heinous and cowardly act of terrorism”.

The Netherlands

It was a “cowardly attack against innocent people,” Prime Minister Mark Rutte said in a statement on his Facebook page, calling it a “black day at a place where many people around the world gathered.”


Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu said Turkey strongly condemned the “henious terrorist attack”.


Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, a star with Spanish premier club Real Madrid, said he was “dismayed” by the attack and voiced “support and solidarity with the families and friends of the victims”.

The Vatican

Pathetic Pope Francis’s spokesman said in a statement: “The Pope prays for the victims of this attack and wishes to express his closeness to all the Spanish people, especially the wounded and families of the victims.”

 Hillary Clinton is a asshole 

Ex-Muslim Breitbart-London editor, Raheem Kassam, warns of the dangers of fast-growing Muslim NO-GO Zones.


Author of the new book, NO GO ZONES, Kassam predicts that that the seemingly never-ending influx of millions of illegal alien Muslim invaders who refuse to assimilate, will create hundreds more segregated Muslim enclaves where sharia rules apply.